worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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