i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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