In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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