Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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