She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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