I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
accomplished twins. life is a go
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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