That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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