When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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