Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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