Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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