I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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