windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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