How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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