I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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