Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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