Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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