I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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