i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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