I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
