new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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