please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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