No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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