So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You were trust falling into bushes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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