i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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