two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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