awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
