he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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