you mean i was at the winter classic?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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