Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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