You're a womanizer and a bitch.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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