I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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