I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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