I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
high people should be assigned attendants
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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