i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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