so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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