I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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