Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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