Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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