You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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