Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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