Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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