so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Farmville is her only friend.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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