we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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