I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
