Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i drank out of a bidet.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Randomize