I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
