Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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