i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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