I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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