Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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