Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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