it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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