my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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