Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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