He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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